Get Roasted

Get Roasted by Your Favorite People

Create a hilarious roast story where friends share their best (loving) burns, funny memories, and playful jokes about you. It's like a comedy roast, but with heart.

Create Your Story

The Most Fun You'll Have Getting Insulted

Picture this: Your birthday arrives and instead of the usual "Happy Birthday" messages, you reveal 30+ hilarious roasts from everyone who knows you best. Your college roommate shares that embarrassing story. Your mom roasts your cooking. Your best friend mentions your questionable fashion choices from 2019. But every joke comes with love, and you're laughing until your stomach hurts.

Features That Make the Perfect Roast

Easy Invite Links

Share one link and everyone can jump in to roast you. No accounts, no apps, no hassle. Just pure comedic gold.

WhatsApp Roasting

Your grandma can roast you via WhatsApp text. Your dad can send voice note burns. Everyone contributes their way.

Epic Reveal Mode

Hide all the roasts until your big moment. Then reveal with confetti as you discover who said what about you.

Roast Prompts

Stuck on how to roast someone nicely? Our prompts help: 'Your weirdest habit', 'Fashion choice you regret', 'Funniest memory with you'.

Multimedia Burns

Text roasts, embarrassing photos, funny videos, voice note impressions, GIFs, even songs. Every format of friendly fire.

Roast Rules

Set the tone: keep it PG, allow anonymous burns, limit to one roast per person, or let chaos reign. Your roast, your rules.

Even Your Parents Can Roast You

Contributors can send their funniest burns via WhatsApp. No app downloads, no accounts. Just text their roast and watch it appear in your story.

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Hey! ๐Ÿ‘‹ Someone special is collecting messages for a story. Want to add yours? Just type it here!

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This is such a lovely idea! Here's my message โ€” I hope it makes them smile ๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ

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Your message has been added! ๐ŸŽ‰ Want to add a photo or voice note too?

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Photo added! The story now has 12 messages โค๏ธ

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No app needed โ€” just WhatsApp

From Setup to Savage (But Sweet)

Create your roast story, invite your favorite people, let them destroy you with love, then reveal all the burns at once for maximum laughter.

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Pick Your Roast Target

Choose a fun roast template and add the lucky person's photo who's getting lovingly roasted.

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Set Roast Rules

Configure reveal date, enable loving burns mode, and set guidelines for playful jokes only.

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Invite the Roast Squad

Share via WhatsApp to friends who know all the best stories and funniest memories.

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Friends Drop Savage Burns

Contributors share hilarious roasts, embarrassing photos, and playfully brutal but loving jokes.

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The Great Roast Reveal

Everyone gathers as all the savage (but sweet) burns are unveiled with confetti and laughter!

Your Roast Story Comes Alive

See how all the jokes, photos, and playful burns come together in a beautiful story page you'll want to revisit when you need a good laugh.

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A Story for You โœจ

28 messages from friends & family

Revealed on March 20, 2026
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Sarah

Friend ยท 2 days ago

You mean the world to me. Here's to many more memories together! โค๏ธ

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Tom

Family ยท 1 week ago

An audio hug for your day.

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Lisa

Friend ยท 1 week ago

Our favorite snapshots together. Every frame feels like a time capsule!

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Alex

Colleague ยท 3 days ago

This is you every birthday morning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚

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Mia

Friend ยท 5 days ago

This song is literally you. Happy birthday legend! ๐ŸŽต

Happy - Pharrell Williams

Because I'm happy, clap along...

+ 20 more messages

The Numbers Don't Lie

200+

Roast prompts to spark creativity

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Ways to roast (text, photo, video, voice, GIF, music)

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Apps or accounts needed to participate

Why Ownstory for Your Roast?

Unlike social media posts that disappear, your roast story lives forever as a private keepsake. Plus, friends can pool money for a group gift to soften the burns.

Private & Permanent

This isn't social media. No public feeds, no algorithms, no strangers. Your story stays private โ€” only people you invite can see it. And it lasts forever, not just 24 hours.

Private link โ€” only invited people can access
Hidden until reveal โ€” surprise stays safe
Kept forever as a digital memory

Not like Instagram stories that vanish, or Facebook posts anyone can see.

Group Gift Built In

Pool money from the group, and let the birthday person pick the gift card they actually want. No more guessing, no more duplicate gifts. Delivered straight to their mobile wallet.

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Friends chip in any amount

$5, $10, $50 โ€” every bit counts

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Recipient picks their gift card

Amazon, Uber Eats, Apple, Spotify & more

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Added to mobile wallet instantly

Apple Wallet or Google Wallet โ€” tap to use

Messages + gift card together in one beautiful story. No separate apps needed.

โ€œI thought I'd cringe at the roasts, but I was crying from laughter. My sister's voice note doing an impression of me was pure gold. Best birthday surprise ever!โ€

โ€” Sarah, had 23 friends roast her for her 30th

Perfect for These Roast-Worthy Moments

  • Birthday roasts that celebrate getting older and weirder
  • Bachelor/bachelorette party burns before the big day
  • Retirement roasts for the colleague everyone loves to tease
  • Friendship anniversary roasts celebrating years of inside jokes
  • End-of-season team roasts for sports buddies
  • Going away roasts for friends moving to new cities
  • Any day ending in 'y' when you need to laugh at yourself

More Ways to Have Fun

Explore other playful story templates that bring people together through laughter and memories.

Roast Me (But Nicely)

Interactive fun page โ€” friends submit playful roasts, jokes, and funny memories.

Attach Your Roast Collection to a QR Code

Print your QR code and stick it anywhere for instant access to all the hilarious roasts and funny memories.

Sample dynamic QR code

Your custom QR code

Scan to open the story โ€” works on any phone

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Birthday Card

Stick the QR inside a birthday card so the recipient can scan and enjoy all their friends' playful roasts instantly.

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Coffee Mug

Attach the QR to their favorite mug so they can start every morning with a laugh from their roast collection.

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Desk Photo Frame

Place the QR on the back of a framed photo at their workspace for easy access to mood-boosting laughs.

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Gift Box

Add the QR to any gift box so they discover the roast collection along with their present.

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Phone Case Sticker

Stick the QR on their phone case so the roasts are always within reach for sharing with others.

Customise your QR code โ€” choose colours, add your logo, and download in print-ready formats. Attach it to anything and turn a physical gift into a digital experience.

Roast Story Questions

Nope! They just click your invite link or text via WhatsApp. No signups, no apps, no barriers to the burns.
Absolutely! Set story rules to keep it PG, require approval for messages, or let people know the vibe you want. It's your roast.
Hide all the roasts until your special moment (like your birthday party), then reveal them all at once with confetti. Maximum surprise and laughter!
Yes! Embarrassing photos, funny videos, voice impressions, GIFs, even songs. Every format of friendly fire is welcome.
You can moderate contributions, delete messages, or set rules upfront. Plus, most people know the difference between funny and mean.
Completely private! Only people with your invite link can see and contribute. It's not posted anywhere public.
We provide 200+ fun prompts like 'Your most embarrassing moment', 'Weird thing you do', 'Fashion disaster' to help people craft the perfect loving burn.

Ready to Get Lovingly Destroyed?

Create your roast story and let your favorite people show their love through carefully crafted burns.